Stop hunting Save the males

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Stop hunting Save the males

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 She took a seat and another black woman, who couldn't be more different to my mum said in a harsh Jamaican accent "I gwan win the bumbahole (Jamaican for bum hole) f*cking bingo tonight!". Now I wouldn't go so far as to say that my mum speaks like the Queen, but she still has a very English accent and froze in shock. "Ya hear. Me a win the bumbahole bingo!"

She is going to win the bumhole bingo my mum recited back to herself in her head in a very exaggerated posh English accent.

"I need a f*cking lighter!" the woman announced and my mum offered to go and get her one in desperation to escape. Unfortunately when she got to the front desk, there were no lighters and apparently she was too scared to go back for a few minutes. At this stage of the story, little bro and I are doubled up laughing at the thought of her running around after this hardback woman.